Holy hell, y’all.
On a serious, low-fat note, we’d like to just say how amazing you guys are. Over the past 6-7 months, you took a little joke between two tumblr pals and made it into something hilarious, ridiculous, and amazing. We love you, and we’d ride every single one of you if we had the chance, time, or desire (which we have none of, but it’s okay).
So thank you all (y’all) so much. May you all ride that proverbial stick of butter into a beautiful, bright tomorrow.
PS THANK YOU PAULA DEEN FOR NOT SUING US.